ThinkTank: Over decorating

This is a story about Decoration Debby. Debby was a large woman with big 80's hair and dressed 90's casual. Debby was known for her extensive collection of tacky decorations ranging from the classic pink flamingos and Lawn gnomes, to just about any tacky lawn items like signs that say "home sweet home". But most of all Debby loved her cherub's. Debby loved them so much she had over 100 of them.

Debby grew up in a very wealthy household with servants and parents who both worked 60 hour weeks at corporate jobs and were too busy to be around. In fact, Decoration Debby is from one of the more prominent WASP families in America. When Debby was 3 her favorite toy was a pink flamingo ornament and she slept with it at night. One day her father noticed and thought it was really weird and decided he didn't like Debby anyway; so he gave her to one of the house servants to raise as her own. And thus Decoration Debby became, Debby Lopez.

Debby continued to grow up in the household, but now as a servant not knowing she was serving her parents. A quick note on that, even though most 3 year olds would definitely know who their parents are and remember, but at that point Debby had not seen her real parents regularly at all in her life.

To this day Debby seems entirely oblivious to the fact that she is white and her "family" is Hispanic and none of them want to tell her. She worked as a maid with her brother Paco Lopez who were somehow born 34 days apart  but that didn't raise any flags in the mind of Decoration Debby. For her whole life Decoration Debby was a maid hoping to someday be a secretary.

One day Decoration Debby was at home washing her various trinkets and decorations when the door bell rang. At the door were two burly men selling little cherub's door to door. Of course Decoration Debby was so excited she invited them in to have a cup of tea from her cherub tea set. They robbed her and murdered her leaving the house totally empty with only the cherub the sold her left behind, which detectives say actually is a pretty nice cherub and has a gentle smile.

In an Interview with Detective Jiggs we received this report on the suspects:

Male

Caucasian

Brown short hair

6'-6'3"

Great taste in Cherub Miniatures

If you see anything report them immediately to Detective Jiggs at the nearest smoky tavern. If the Juke Box is playin that's where Jigg's stayin' is what they say.